I popped into digg for a few moments and I noticed this image. It’s a joke photoshop of a theoretical iPod knife.
Here you go.

I would buy this. Seriously, I would spend a good deal of money on this. The only thing that would make it more fun would be if it were a balisong (butterfly knife), a switchblade, or an assisted opening knife.
Credit to whoever made it.
-The Digital Kitty